Pillow Talk jokes
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.