Physical Condition jokes

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.