Personal Relationship jokes

Status

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Memes

    Mp3

    I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

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  • Johnny Depp

    Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

    Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

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  • Relationship

    My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

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  • Community

    Explain Bear, why are you being so mean to me, like I haven't done anything with your big sexy ass, like I just wanna make out with you and that's all