Pentagon

Pentagon Jokes

Side

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

Pizza

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

Twin Towers

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Penaldo

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

Pilot

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Math Teacher

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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  • Character

    The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

    so Trump can't tweet it.

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