Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
2001 called,... they hit the pentagon
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
You know why the twin towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable that a pentagon
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
