Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
