Pentagon jokes

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.