My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
