Art supplies jokes

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

I just bought two new biro pens.

One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.

They're filled with monster's ink.

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."