Peace Offering jokes

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

I actually want peace, not war.

That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.