pe-can jokes
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
You pecan do it!
Pistachio can鈥檛, but pe-can.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.