pe-can jokes
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
You pecan do it!
Pistachio can鈥檛, but pe-can.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.