Payroll jokes

Lawyer

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What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 馃枈 馃枈.

Factory

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I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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  • Balance

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    I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

    CEO

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    So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

    Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

    Paycheck

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    What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

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