Payroll jokes
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 馃枈 馃枈.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.