Pasture

Pasture Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Bedtime

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Cow

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Cow

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Cow

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

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  • Cow

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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  • Cow

    I was going to tell you a cow joke...

    But it's pasture bed time.

    Cow

    What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

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  • Cow

    Why are theaters popular among cows?

    They enjoy watching moovies.

    Shepherd

    Why do shepherds never learn to count?

    Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.