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Anyone remember the following?

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

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I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)