Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Parental Status Jokes
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
