Parental status jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".