Parental status jokes
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
"Hey, don鈥檛 take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
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Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?