Parapsychology jokes

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.