Parapsychology jokes

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

I can see my future in your forehead.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.