Paper cuts jokes

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

He got a paper cut and bled out.

Paper.

Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...