I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
Paper Cuts Jokes
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
