Paper cuts jokes

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

He got a paper cut and bled out.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?