Paper cuts jokes

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

He got a paper cut and bled out.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.