Paper cuts jokes

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

He got a paper cut and bled out.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?