Paper cuts jokes

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...