Pap Smear jokes

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.