Paisley jokes
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Community talk
She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night
[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby