Painter

Painter Jokes

Interior

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Finish

What do painters and prostitutes have in common?

They're both paid for a good finish.

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  • Artist

    An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

    The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

    "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

    "Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

    Artist

    What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

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  • Abortion clinic

    What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

    "Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

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