Painter jokes
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.