Painter jokes
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"