Paedophilia jokes
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn鈥檛 beat her old primary school one. 馃榾
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.