Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?