Orphans jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Orphan

Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.

Orphan

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Orphan

Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Orphan

    What do orphans and TVs have in common?

    At least one of them has a home.

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan with parents?

    I don't know... what?

    Kidnapped. :)