Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.