Orphans jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.