Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
F in orphan means family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.