What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphans Jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
