Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.