Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.