Orphans jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.