Orphans jokes
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.