All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Orphans Jokes
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
