Orphans jokes
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.