Orphans Jokes

Why isn’t the word orphan spelled with a f instead of ph because that f stands for family and the word orphan doesn’t have a family

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"

46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.