Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.