Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.