Orphans jokes
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.