Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Orphans have no parents.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.