Orphans jokes
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.