If your ever bored punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
Why isn’t the word orphan spelled with a f instead of ph because that f stands for family and the word orphan doesn’t have a family
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: They have no one to call daddy
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
Why can't oraphans play basball?
because they dont know where home is
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
What is the difference between a apple and orphan. The apple gets picked
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion
What’s an orphans favourite movie Home alone
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
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