Orphans jokes
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.