Orphans jokes

Orphanage

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orphan

You know why orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their parents.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Orphan

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Orphan

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Orphan

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"