Orphans jokes

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Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

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Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

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An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

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How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

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Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is. 😢

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Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

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Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?

It's the only way they’ll get love.

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Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

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What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

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Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

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What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

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What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.