Orphans jokes
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.