Orphans jokes
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.