Orphans jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥