Orphans jokes
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.