Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"