Orphans jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.