Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
