Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."