Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.