Orphans jokes

Orphan

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Orphan

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Orphan

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Orphan

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

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Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.