Orphans jokes
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Whoever said that about me better pray!