Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.