Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."