Orphans jokes
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!