Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Stop, orphan joke!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.