Orphans jokes
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.