Orphans jokes
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.