What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.