Orphans jokes
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.