Orphans Jokes

Orphan

What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?

"Family Guy" & "American Dad."

Doctor

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Orphan

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

Orphan

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Orphan

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Orphan

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

Orphan

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Orphan

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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