What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.