Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.