Orphans jokes
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"