Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.