Orphans jokes
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.