Orphans Jokes

why do Orphans love chips

because every bag of chips are family size

What is an orphan’s favorite beer?

Fosters.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!!!

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is

Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...

why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home

Why can't a orphan get offended.

What are they gonna do tell there mom.

why do orphans go to church

becuase they can finally call someone father

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan

I made a website for orphan. Unfortunately it doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.