What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Orphans Jokes
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
