Orphans jokes

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We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

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For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Orphan

What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?

Call their parents.

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What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

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Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?

Because it required a parent's signature.

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Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

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Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

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I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

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I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

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How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.