Orphans jokes

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call Father.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.