Orphans jokes
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.