Orphans jokes
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.