Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.