Orphans jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.