Orphans jokes
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.