Orphans jokes
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"