What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Orphans Jokes
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
