Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.