Orphans jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Orphan

why do orphans go to church?

because they can finally call someone "father."

Orphan

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

Orphan

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

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Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.