What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
