Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.