Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.