Orphans jokes
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For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.