Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.