Orphans jokes

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I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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    Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

    They missed the homecoming games.

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    Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

    So they can reunite with their dead family.

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    Why are orphans always famous?

    Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

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    Why can’t orphans play baseball?

    Because they can’t get a home run.

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    Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

    Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

    Me: Your parents.

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    Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈

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    If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?