Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.