Orphans jokes

Orphan

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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    Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

    They missed the homecoming games.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

    So they can reunite with their dead family.

    KFC

    Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans always famous?

    Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans play baseball?

    Because they can’t get a home run.

    Orphan

    Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

    Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

    Me: Your parents.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈

    Orphan

    If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?