Orphans jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........