Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.