Orphans jokes
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.