Orphans jokes
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.