Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
