Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.