Orphans jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.