Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.