Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.