Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.