Orphans jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of 'em can see their parents.

Orphan

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣

Orphan

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Orphan

Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.