Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.