Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Orphans Jokes
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
