Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.