Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.