Orphans jokes
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.