Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.