joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Orphans Jokes
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
