Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.