Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.