Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.