Orphans jokes
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.