Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.