Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?