Orphans jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.