Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.