Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.