Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don know where home is
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
Why cant orphans Be gay
Because they have no one to cal daddy
why are orphan so bad a doge ball cause no one misses them
Why can't orphans go big,when you go big it's considered family size
what is the difference between a orphan and a apple
apples get picked
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples got picked.
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
What’s a orphan favorite event.
Homecoming
Whats a orphans favorite store? Home Depot
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
What is the difference between a apple and a orphan
The apple actually got picked
