Orphans jokes
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.