Orphans jokes
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.