Orphans Jokes

A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks "what gave me away?"

The man responds "your parents"

Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.

I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag I said are you an orphan he said what gave me away I said your parents

Why do Orphans use water for there cereal

Because there dad never came back with the milk