Orphans jokes
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?