Orphans jokes
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.