Orphans jokes

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Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.

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Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?

Because it can't hit home.

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A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

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Q: Can orphans hit a home run?

A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.

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Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

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Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

Because there is never anyone at the door.

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Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

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Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

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Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

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Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.

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Orphans are really out here taking selfies.

Nah bro, that's a family photo.

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I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."