Orphans jokes
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.