Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."