Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."