Orphans jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.