Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.