Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.