Q: Can orphans hit a home-Run? A: No, they don't know what its like to have a home to run too.
Why can’t orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Because they don’t know we’re home is
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
Why are orphans only able to have iphone X's? because it doesnt have a home button
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home
Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that's a family photo.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag I said are you an orphan he said what gave me away I said your parents
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
I once told an orphan his dad is spider man because he is far from home
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies
Why do Orphans use water for there cereal
Because there dad never came back with the milk
