Orphans jokes
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.