What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Orphans Jokes
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
