Orphans jokes
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!