Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What is an orphan's favorite show? Batman.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie
Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
what is an orphans family reunion called
me time
What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
Joke: What do you call selfie that is taken by a orphan?
Answer: A family photo
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
what did the orphan say to the other? quickly robin to the bat mobiel
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
