Orphans jokes
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.