Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.