Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.