Orphans jokes
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.