Orphans jokes
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.