What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: sad
Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
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What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
the orphan: why don't my parents love me? me: because you don't have any
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
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Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
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What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
Why dis the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call a father.
what is the difference between an orphan and a criminal
criminals are wanted
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
