Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
I found your parent!
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.