Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...