Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
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What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.