What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan ?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball.They can't find home
What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home