Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.