Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.