Orphans jokes
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.