Orphans jokes
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.