Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.