Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Orphans Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
