Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.