Orhans jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What would an orphan ask for Christmas?

"A someone."

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Everyone likes orphans but their parents.