Orhans jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What would an orphan ask for Christmas?

"A someone."

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

Everyone likes orphans but their parents.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.