Orchestra

Orchestra jokes

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."