Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Ophan Jokes
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
