Ophan jokes

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.

Orphan: Where... Oh.

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!