Omission jokes

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

I have no father. Like if you relate.

Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.

Who will be told? Oh wait.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.