Omission jokes

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

I have no father. Like if you relate.

Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.

Who will be told? Oh wait.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.