Oiler jokes

Game

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What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Milk man

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

Chuck Norris

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One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  • Udder

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    Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.