Oiler jokes

Game

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What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Chuck Norris

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One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  • National stereotype

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    Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

    Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

    Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

    American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

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  • Udder

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    Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.