Oiler jokes

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...