how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot OsamaBin Laden between the eyes? go to HELLakbar
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O' neal
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
