Obsolescence jokes

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.