Obsolescence jokes

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.