Object Recognition jokes

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.