Object Recognition jokes

Cheese grater

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I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

Woman

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Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Mood

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You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Stalking

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.