Obi Wan jokes
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.