Obi Wan jokes
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Memes
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.