Obi Wan jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?

They are always swinging a stick.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.