Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
