Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.