Nuptials jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?

Panera Wed.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.