Nuptials jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

You want to hear some marriage jokes?

Don't worry, it's just a couple.