NRA jokes

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"